The inauguration will have mineral notes
and a luscious mouthfeel.
The inauguration will be served with
a bechamel sauce and asparagus.
The inauguration’s fifth chakra burns purple.
The inauguration will smoke a blunt
with Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson while
Buffy Summers slays a vampire and
flies through the air after scissor-kicking off
the lectern, where Joseph Stalin’s bible
lies open to Genesis 22 and that fucker
will take the wood of the burnt offering
and lay it upon the nation.
And the fire. And the knife.