I think Obama has wiretapped everything.
It explains so much about my xfinity bill.
What are these “taxes and fees” if not
tariffs on the surveillance state?
That’s gotta be it, you guys.
How else do you credit this sudden
diminishing of our proud white franchise?
I was in a dither of concern
but now it’s clear that none of this
is my problem.
It’s that urban rabble with their
hippity-hop music, electing
one of their own and ruining
all this splendor for white men.