Down among the reeds and rushes
and organic sludgy muck,
the most nutrient-dense mud
from which to craft your golems.
It can’t be this easy.
Is it really just a parade and
a round of golf every weekend?
You expected some late nights,
at least, and yet the engine
(you are assured)
is performing magnificently.
The unknowns are reducing each day.
We’re reasonably sure it was Arnold
who wiretapped you – for Obama.