101.

It feels like America should be greater.
Jetpacks, at least. The collective
disillusionment that we are not, in fact,
special, that each individual, and all of us,

amount to nothing much. We’re grit
in a much bigger wheel. But people still learn
to spin a stone across ice while sweeping
furiously ahead of its path. Clearing grit,

see? Sometimes the guy comes out with
a dial measure to determine, in microns,
just how close a given rock is to the center.

You’re nowhere near the center, Donald –
none of us are. It’s the lie of progress,
brought low by the vastness of space.

100.

I was gonna write a song for you,
she sings. Sing at such decibels that
all you’ll hear is sound.

She speaks to all of us and one of us.
Not one of us, reader, unless the whims
of some personified superstition can rally.

So amazing, to be the recipient of such a song.
Or the singer, really. To be the one that must
be made whole and safe and warm. We reach

in our finest moments to be that caring of
everyone, but we fall short, like those before us
but differently, maybe less often?

We each grow as we can into the shoes of our parents.
What, honestly, is nation to that? Sir Terry
would, I think, say “not too much.”

The sun rises on the next hundred days.

99.

The thing about humanity
is that tomorrow will evaporate
before the echoes are done
bouncing off the empty halls of state.
One thing’s true, Don – this is
a dog & pony show. You bought in
hard before the inaugural
that was nowhere near as big
as your predecessor’s. Maybe
you should have guessed then?
Anyway, buddy, you’ll be fine.
I bet there’s an Alex Jones
retrospective on some weird channel
somewhere. You could maintain
your coiffure for a good three hours.
Saturday will pass before you can
say “I am terrible at this, and I’m
even terrible at pretending
I’m not terrible.”
In a way, you’re gifted.

98.

Oh, are we revoking health care again?
No? Oh, it’s taxes. Oh, no.
It’s NAFTA? Really? Oh, wait,
it’s the wall. Oh, no,
we’re not building that, I guess.

Oh, you finally did the thing
where people can call in and report
crimes by immigrants.
In Portland this week
they ruled a police shooting
suicide-by-cop, presaging
the days of suicide by ICE.

By existing,
they endanger themselves.

97.

In three days it’s 100.
In two days Sylvan Esso
and Gorillaz
and Feist
and lord knows who else
will drop bundles of tightly-wrapped joy
into the ears of a desperate populace.

I’ll defer to them for messages of hope –
the long game feels like about a week
these days.

96.

The privilege on this guy.
“I had no idea this would be
this difficult.”

Donald you said that with your mouth
to a member of the press.
“I had no idea that if you

didn’t do the job, people would
rally and protest and yell
spiteful things and think that
I’m dumb and anyway, I sell
real estate. That job is hard.”

If only there was some way you could have prepared.

95.

The energy of the streets is the same,
the little hints of spring reminding us
that this is all still here, despite
appearances, despite a certainty that
it will be gone tomorrow, the next week,
the week after the week after that.

It’s almost 100 and you’ve not blown us up.
Well done?

94.

We’ll cut all the taxes.
Show me a tax and I’ll cut it.
We’ll spackle over the cracks
with discarded regulations
and a little gold leaf.
It’s worked forever.

But the niggling suspicion
that someone’s on to you,
Donald. That out there
is not a secret but an
intuition that you are
a lying sack of-

The infidels are back in your brain,
whispering rationalities. Cast them out.

93.

Makework for the interns:
identify things that we have
done more of.

Leave out golf trips – look,
you don’t want to talk about
how much you’re gone.

You don’t want to make
this a thing. Sure, you read
out your plan and none of it’s there,

Don, not a single bullet point.
But flurries of activity
have always carried you through.

This administration has more
swizzle sticks than ever before.

92.

Do you think
if you shake hands
with the pontiff
and you’re, well, you:

that your bones will splinter;
that you’ll immolate on the spot;
that the heavens will crack
with the fury of the triune God;

or, that the earth would just open
and bring you low through
the simple expedient
of refusing to support you?

You’ve woven a narrative so foreign
to faith, even Rome must sigh.

91.

State’s a mess, Rex.
Are you just going to
steer the ass-end
of the ship with an I-beam
and a dream of the shore?

None of y’all are any
good at this.
You demonized Canada
for heaven’s sake.

And I sit with a strawberry shake
on the one nice day
between the deluge.
River’s high, Rex.
Fixing to burst through somewhere.

90.

You don’t need health care
if you’re living right.
You don’t need protection
from the cops
if you’re not a criminal.
You don’t need anything
if you’re a woman –
neither health care
nor protection from the state –
because women are magic fairies
who can visualize their own
well being.
Don’t need taxes
if you’re loaded.
They only get in the way.
Ten days to go, literally

nothing to show.

89.

The forces pulling us are not
evil per se
more a concatenation of stupid.
A confab on the stoop
of the log cabin
where honest Abe first swung an axe
or loved a woman or had a dog
or something.
It’s hard, Donny, to know
which mythologies to weave
into your magnificent
fabrication (and that’s just the hair).
I’m sitting here paralyzed
with laughter
at the thought of your library.

87.

The peas came in regardless.
Shelling them is as it ever was.
The landscape so altered it’s
easier to notice things
that are the same.
It’s the time of year
that Portlanders go nuts
for patios at the barest
hint of sun. Yet, we
must count the days
on our fingers and marvel
at the speed of change.

I’m not sure there’s a place for poetry
on the eighty-seventh day.

86.

Don’s blem for real,
he might just say how he feels.
Nightmare rabbits are real, too.
They play the anthem at the egg roll
like it’s baseball or something.

That’s what threw you off, prolly.
It couldn’t have been you wafting
into smug contemplation of
your phenomenal success.

85.

Build the wall around Toronto
because milk does a body politic
and anyway, syrup.

Build the wall around Toronto
because otherwise the Jays
will one day win the World Series.

Build the wall around Toronto
because Drake is stealing
hardworking American hip hop jobs.

Build the wall around Toronto
because Trudeau could kill a man
on 5th Ave and still poll better.

Build the wall, build a wall,
build the wall around Toronto
because Toronto will come for you.

83.

maybe if we don’t mention
the button, he’ll forget –
not dementia forget
(though I’ll take that)
but regular old “life
is busy and I’m out
of my depth” forget –
trusting to conscience
is surely a fool’s bet

82.

Nanchoff in the center doing Nanchoff things
and consider sport, Donald.
Consider the aspirations of tier 2.5 soccer
in your America. Mikey’s as American
as they come. He’s a whippy, compact player
who had a deal with the Timbers. He puts
his shoulder through the sternum
of a Cincinnati player in the thirteenth
minute. He just wants a time share in the Keys
and a coaching gig in twelve years.
Who knows if he voted for you. Probably not.
But he’s a guy with dreams in a tough industry.
He’s your guy, Donald. This is an American man.
You juked on every thing you promised him.

80.

We see the man get beaten
and dragged out
and I think “this is Trump’s
America”
but I’m full of it.
This is the same America,
just louder.
The orange interregnum
is not the birth
of new racism
but the validation
of the old
and you there, with
a pair of thumbs
and a hatred of
injustice,
I bid you stand.

79.

You can only have three foreigners in your
matchday squad. You can only have three
foreigners in state government. You can
only have three foreigners in a company.
you can only have three foreigners in your
immediate vicinity. You can only have three
foreigners in the bath. You can only have
three foreigners in the fields. You can
only have three foreigners in heaven. You
can only have three foreigners in hell and
purgatory too so Dante had better build
a shantytown, in which you can only have
three foreigners.
You can only have three foreigners per line.

77.

neither fin nor feather,
it nonetheless swims or glides
across the consciousness
and whispers sweet lies
to those in dc’s environs

your constituents think like this,
it whispers,
you’re totally in an aaron sorkin movie
and you’re the hero
and you’ll get the girl

[replace sorkin with, like, travolta
or noted ayn rand adapter
shorty mcneverlaid
for the rightmost]

76.

As a youth I was outraged
at the train car buried at Hanford
full of dead beagles who
were subjected to radiation tests.

It seems an unbelievably
innocent thing to hate, now,
and also like walking past the homeless
and worrying about their dogs.

They lie scattered across the globe,
victims of the endless churning maw
of capital and statecraft,
and our chief and his chief diplomat

have no clue how to respond.
Cannot comment, will not acknowledge.
I say to you: be angry about whatever.
Pick the fight you prefer.

But dear heavens, you must fight.

75.

hey america do u think heaven was reserved
for whites who never tried oral
& won at least one ribbon at a fair?

do u think hell is so packed
with transgressors
that they’re returning to earth
through a fissure somewhere in
central america?

is there a distinction to be drawn
between closeted gop paedos passing
anti legislation
& the ‘corrupted’ people being crushed?

asking for a friend who cannot speak
but lives in yr neighborhood.

73.

What in the world could be simpler
than signing your name?
It’s everywhere, man, and you use
sharpies like they’re
0.5 mm Pilots.
You would wield a Markwell
like it was a Sarasa,
purple, .7 for extra sass.

Phone phreaking it in all day,
EasyD.

72.

Why not now? Humans
had a good run, good numbers.
it’s probably due.

We break forms, again,
instantly, before they can
even recover.

They ask “by what right”
but the question spoils mid-air –
who said they exist?

Who died and made you
pope? Who speaks? Whose song
is on the swift breeze?

Donald it’s coming.
It’s coming so soon.

71.

Vida passageira, man.
Pedro & Bruno have it right. We sit
in husks and ripen, color,
grow warm in the sun and elsewhere,
processes spin up that mean
our doom but now, sun peeks out
from ceaseless rain,
folks burning out their full spectrum lamps
and you, Donald, you okay?
You seem refracted in the shards
of our hopes. It’s gotta weigh you down.
Maybe take a weekend. Hit a few balls.